Score: 10

"I have a suggestion:"

submission: Stupid Mario Bros. 3

date: September 2, 2008

Several, actually.
Super Mario Sunburn
Mario Kart Whee!
Mario Cat 64
Super Cardboard Mario
Quack Mario (Instead of Dr.)
Please give me credit. More importantly, CONTINUE? Y/N

Score: 0

"wtf?"

submission: Parkinson's Awareness!

date: September 2, 2008

Just read my damn mind.
...
You lied? Well, a lot of good that did you, huh? Anyway,
The username check obviously and deliberately singularly targets everyone who listens through the whole song, which NEEDS choreography to even match up to the playing the guitar on near any different computer, telling them to vote 5 for your profit only, and, in general, being a plain, excuse my language, idiotic, cheap emotional pitfall to anyone stupid enough to listen to whatever they're told. The head bobbling would be funny for a joke nearer to the punchline of "Wants to give himself whiplash," and is more of an oxymoron related with Parkinson's, in the fact that Parkinson's affecting your neck would, in all likelihood, leave you having cardiac arrest about every second, leaving you sprawled on the floor, unconscious, until the blood flow was restored enough to resume consciousness, as well as Parkinson's, leaving your head laying still most of the time. That is, until your heart gave up altogether, and left you sprawled on the floor, dead. "Die a thousand deaths before you even [rest in peace]."

Score: 0

"...You FORGOT!"

submission: Magma Mayhem!

date: August 28, 2008

Give credit to the music, blast it! I couldn't get more than 16 points in 10 tries, fix the randomization patterns. Quality is WAY overboard, you could have done the menu screen that quality at 30fps on a 10 YEAR OLD COMPUTER if you used simpler techniques. All in all, you have a very high chance of being sued by Nintendo for this, and your basic methods are outdated by 30 YEARS.

Score: 10

"A little weird..."

submission: BR's Climate Chaos

date: August 10, 2008

Very power-disturbed. Interesting vocal signals. Deep, immersing gameplay. Very original. Great padding for personal improvement. (I myself went emo once, and this game brought me back from the brink) Occasional mild humor keeps you from dumbing out and thinking you ARE the character. Needs a readily available walkthrough, simpler island layout, and side-quests. Overall, near perfect.

Score: 10

"Excellently done!"

submission: Circuit Skirmish 2

date: July 15, 2008

Uno problemo. (One problem) Last time, the destroyed robot count was 28, now it's 27. How did that happen?

Score: 10

"Yay lol!"

submission: Demented Cartoon Movie!

date: May 14, 2008

Personal opinion:10/10
"Mass suicide lol!"
Critic opinion:0/10
"Needs all of the following: epilepsy warning, classification of mild cartoon violence and mild language(at least), a plot, better graphics, better sound, and better jokes."

Score: 10

"T_T"

submission: The Abandoned Kitten

date: May 14, 2008

Personal opinion:10/10
"Beautiful. Just plain beautiful. I was greatly moved. JD14 knows how I feel. Kitty... *Sniff*... T_T"
Critic opinion:9/10
"Add more facial features, and photoshop everything. Otherwise, near perfect. A tear or two would have helped the mood.
...
T_T"

Score: 10

"I agree with s070746821"

submission: Life Factory

date: April 12, 2008

...Partly. What about gender?

Score: 0

"WTF?!"

submission: Recycle*

date: April 12, 2008

I got ready for language, NOT THOROUGHLY EXPLICIT SCENES OF MECHANICAL VIOLENCE! 0/10
Otherwise, 10/10

Score: 0

"OH MY GOD MY EYES!"

submission: Happy Dream

date: April 12, 2008

PLEASE, NEXT time TRY and keep me from NEARLY HAVING A HEART ATTACK for objectionable material, PLEASE! "Suitable For All Audiences"?! THERE'S A FLOWER IN HIS FUCKING BRAIN! 0/10
Otherwise, 10/10.