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calviander

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I give actual advice for perfecting games and movies; Dont believe me? Ask RupeeClock.

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7/27/07

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Voting Pow.: 4.95 votes

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Flash Reviews: 72
Music Reviews: 9
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Latest Flash Reviews

72 Reviews | 8 w/ Responses

Score: 2
Pixel Grower

"Good idea, but..."

submission: Pixel Grower
date: August 6, 2009

There's negligible skill involved. The graphics are so complex, not to mention in a positive feedback loop as well, that even a raw process on max priority can't be sustained! By 1K pixels, the pixels falling are skipping so many potential spaces, half of those you would manage to get pass straight through you, on top of the fact that maneuverability at that point is near impossible! Death is inevitable by Stage 5.
You could fix the program by changing the speed of pixels from pixels/second to pixels/frame, adding quality controls, and giving the option of toggling effects.

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Score: 2
! Fishy !

"Um..."

submission: ! Fishy !
date: May 5, 2009

I drop in the pool, touch a puny fish, and it eats me? Maybe Fishy should go on a crash diet.

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Score: 9
Cubefield

"499520"

submission: Cubefield
date: May 5, 2009

I think this game could use an upgrade. Incremental steering, perhaps? All the times I've lost were because of lack of fine control. Still, not bad.

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Latest Audio Reviews

9 Reviews | 1 w/ Response

Score: 5
Blood & Iron Suite (HoHT OST)

"Um..."

date: May 23, 2009

Not really a fan of so much bass, but still somewhat good. Also, the multiple instruments with no cross-reference correction made it kinda hard to hear. Not voting, though, because there isn't a 2.5. Lol! XD

May 23, 2009

Author's Response:

Well... thanks for... not voting...? This makes the only review of this under a 9.

Hm.

I guess it statistically had to happen.

-Sam

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Score: 8
Srings and Synths

"1337"

submission: Srings and Synths
date: February 20, 2008

WTF zerozz? Have you gone [({2/1}-7/8)/16]-4/4 beat deaf? It's all synched! Too complex at certain points, tho. And, more synth instead of range drop strings would work excellently.

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Score: 10
Astral (Preview)

"YAY"

submission: Astral (Preview)
date: January 2, 2008

MORE! MORE!

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