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I give actual advice for perfecting games and movies; Dont believe me? Ask RupeeClock.
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Music Reviews: 9
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Latest Flash Reviews
Several, actually.
Super Mario Sunburn
Mario Kart Whee!
Mario Cat 64
Super Cardboard Mario
Quack Mario (Instead of Dr.)
Please give me credit. More importantly, CONTINUE? Y/N
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Just read my damn mind.
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You lied? Well, a lot of good that did you, huh? Anyway,
The username check obviously and deliberately singularly targets everyone who listens through the whole song, which NEEDS choreography to even match up to the playing the guitar on near any different computer, telling them to vote 5 for your profit only, and, in general, being a plain, excuse my language, idiotic, cheap emotional pitfall to anyone stupid enough to listen to whatever they're told. The head bobbling would be funny for a joke nearer to the punchline of "Wants to give himself whiplash," and is more of an oxymoron related with Parkinson's, in the fact that Parkinson's affecting your neck would, in all likelihood, leave you having cardiac arrest about every second, leaving you sprawled on the floor, unconscious, until the blood flow was restored enough to resume consciousness, as well as Parkinson's, leaving your head laying still most of the time. That is, until your heart gave up altogether, and left you sprawled on the floor, dead. "Die a thousand deaths before you even [rest in peace]."
Author's Response:
Well, I wasn't really trying to get scientific on a flash. I was simply relating the random spasms of Michael J. Fox to those of the Dragonforce guitar players. :3
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Give credit to the music, blast it! I couldn't get more than 16 points in 10 tries, fix the randomization patterns. Quality is WAY overboard, you could have done the menu screen that quality at 30fps on a 10 YEAR OLD COMPUTER if you used simpler techniques. All in all, you have a very high chance of being sued by Nintendo for this, and your basic methods are outdated by 30 YEARS.
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Latest Audio Reviews
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HOW THE FUCK DID YOU UPLOAD THIS!? Seriously, It should be impossible.
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WTF zerozz? Have you gone [({2/1}-7/8)/16]-4/4 beat deaf? It's all synched! Too complex at certain points, tho. And, more synth instead of range drop strings would work excellently.
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MORE! MORE!
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